Friend:
Being single is like.. Spoon. They always need a fork. A glass, always needing water to put in it. Shoes, needing socks. Coffee needing sugar, paper needing pencil, comb needing hair. Everything is just not right when you're single.
Me:
Spoon needing fork? Nah. I have a spork. Glass needing water? No thanks. I'll just have some coke please. Shoes needing socks? I have high heels! High heels don't go well with socks. Coffee and sugar? I'm diabetic. Pencil and paper? I have markers. Comb and hair? Bald people need wax, not comb. See? Everything makes more sense when you're single~
