Being single is like.. Spoon. They always need a fork. A glass, always needing water to put in it. Shoes, needing socks. Coffee needing sugar, paper needing pencil, comb needing hair. Everything is just not right when you're single.
Spoon needing fork? Nah. I have a spork. Glass needing water? No thanks. I'll just have some coke please. Shoes needing socks? I have high heels! High heels don't go well with socks. Coffee and sugar? I'm diabetic. Pencil and paper? I have markers. Comb and hair? Bald people need wax, not comb. See? Everything makes more sense when you're single~